This just in: The Caddis Fly has secured real live DVDs of the new film The River Why! Cutting to the chase, what you need to know about this film is that Amber Heard plays Eddie, Gus Orviston’s steelhead fishing partner. She jumps naked from trees, for Pete’s sake.
Stop by the shop, pour yourself a cold Ninkasi Sleigher, and pick up your very own copy. It’s movie night!